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dumbasschronicles:

catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

working in customer service

Reblogged from bilbochan


jayjsupremacy:

themulattokat:

drinkingtheflood:

All my checks will…
bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.

CRYING

Seagrams poppin’ in our refrigerator, $5 for 4 bottles and I save ‘em for later. I got: ramen on the left [left], pizza on the right [right], and a free month on netflix so we stay turnt up all night. 

jayjsupremacy:

themulattokat:

drinkingtheflood:

All my checks will…

bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.

CRYING

Seagrams poppin’ in our refrigerator, $5 for 4 bottles and I save ‘em for later. I got: ramen on the left [left], pizza on the right [right], and a free month on netflix so we stay turnt up all night. 

(Source: tramampoline)

Reblogged from bilbochan


casisinlovewithdean:

The reason why Harry wasn’t chosen for Ravenclaw was because he tried to catch the Hogwarts letters from the air instead of taking one from the fucking floor.

Reblogged from coffee-and-corsets


testchamber75:

wailtothethief:

now stay there 

GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL
DO NOT PASS GO
DO NOT COLLECT $200
GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL

testchamber75:

wailtothethief:

now stay there 

GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL

DO NOT PASS GO

DO NOT COLLECT $200

GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL

Reblogged from jambandit


omgthatdressxx:

How to Pack Luggage?

Reblogged from cannibal-crunch


apollojustlce:

hanging out with your best friend more like

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Reblogged from cannibal-crunch


linkswife:

earthsoldiers:

earthlynation:

common sense, really

I want all the foxes and raise a fox army.

(Source: dirtyhippieproductions)

Reblogged from shaddup-ezio


zevransbutt:

zevranarinais:

dragon age mod makers make me mad like you rather make mods that whitewash characters when you have the power to replace every weapon with a pool noodle or make all the guys wear booty shorts that say sassy words across the butt yall waste your talents

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Reblogged from jambandit


hannimania:

madebyabvh:

For Fun

i can always reblog this lolol

Reblogged from shaddup-ezio


awwww-cute:

I would have gotten more if he had stayed asleep

awwww-cute:

I would have gotten more if he had stayed asleep

Reblogged from anatoxina


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